noun, plural – ties.
1. The state or quality of being random.
2. The measure of the extent to which a random action, thought, person, place or thing that possesses this property.
3. A term invented by Chick 1.0.
Last year at Christmas a co-worker gave me an Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader calendar and neglected to say that it was mine for the last 11 and a half months. It’s been sitting on a desk in our office. He explained that he forgot to give it to me last year. No worries. I can appreciate that – hey it’s the thought that counts. This being said please allow me to share some of the Randomosity that exists within the confines of the calendar itself. If you are familiar with the “Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader” series of books then you may have already heard some of these little factoids. If not then please enjoy…
Adoxography is defined as “good writing about a trivial subject”.
The average person passes gas 14 times a day, totaling 1 to 3 pints worth.
What are Dr. Jekyll’s and Mr. Hyde’s first names? Henry and Edward.
Blood travels 60,000 miles (96,540 KM) a day as it circulates through the human body.
DeForest Kelly was buried in his Dr. McCoy tunic.
For at least 5 years, the U.S. Army refused to believe that the Wright Brothers could fly.
A dose of rattlesnake venom that would kill a horse barely affects an opossum.
No only child has ever been elected U.S. President.
How long American drivers wait at traffic lights in their lifetime: 14 days.
Algae produce over half of the oxygen humans breathe.
According to plumbers the hardest item to flush down a toilet is a ping-pong ball.
There are an estimated 5 ½ million billion tons of air in the atmosphere.
Earth’s water is 97% salt water, 2% frozen water and 1% fresh water.
Given the opportunity, chimpanzees will hunt ducks.
Playwright Tennessee Williams died when he accidentally swallowed a plastic bottle cap.
Ginger works as well as Dramamine as a remedy for motion sickness.
Quotation marks are the newest punctuation marks in the English language (1600s).
World wide, Christmas has been celebrated on 135 different days of the year.
The ratio of lobbyists to senators in Washington, D.C. is about 75 to 1.
All three of Christopher Columbus’s ships were originally named for Barcelona prostitutes.
Coney Island was once full of rabbits, which New York’s colonists called “Coneys”.
Placed in Frank Sinatra’s casket: a bottle of Jack Daniels, a pack of Camels, a Zippo lighter and 10 dimes (so he’d always have change for the pay phone).
The first Hollywood movie to show a toilet flush: Psycho (1960).
Odds that you will be dealt 4 of a kind in 5 card draw: 1 in 4,165.
Ernest Hemingway rewrote the final page of “A Farewell to Arms” 39 times.
Ownership of squirrels is forbidden in Arkansas, except during October, November and December.
Randomosity is the intent of the Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader calendar and my daughter made up that term. Please petition the people at Webster’s to include the word in their next edition.